Director
Michael McKiddy
DIRECTOR
Michael Kallio
Stars (in credits order)
Rick Lundgren
Artie
Dallas
Chrissy Lawver
Linda
Daniel LaPratt
Professor Teabag
David Eyman
Dark Figure
PeePoo
Andrew Lubetsky
Punching Thug
Jordan Pope-Roush
Dean BoDean
Angela Duffy
Sky
Timothy Patrick Quill
Dallas' dad
Curtis Pollitt
Auditioner
Ashley Bank
Phoebe
Michael Pickard
Blumpkin
Chet Grissom
Dekker
Kasey Bell
Bad Ass Cop
Monica Gomez
Veronica
Justin Radford
Stephen
Dan Hicks
Lord Bastion
Flynn Falcone
Client
Dennis Gersten
Pippin Espresso
Elizabeth Dominguez
British Client
Jaclyn Wuth
Sean Wing
Fred
Albie Selznick
Uncle Bean
Allison Karman
Madame St. Ides
Mike Duff
Monty
Nadeya Ward
Sandy
Jamie Drew
Kim
Rachael Kronzek
Lance Allen
Ernie
Dustin Hess
Burger Sword
Ian Scheller
Brunson
Zach Dulli
Beuford
Ammar Ramzi Mahmood
Felix
Leon Russom
Chip
Phillip Daniel
Bill
Kate Mines
Velma
Brandon Night
Espozedo
Tia Durand
Sorority Girl 1
Jason Ritchey
Thug
Michael Dempsey
Herb
Ann Noble
Fairuza
Aaron Lee Jarboe
Mara Marini
Shirleen
Paul Witten
Mr. Shmegma
Hannah Wilcox
Sorority Girl 2
Jack Eyman
Baby
Joe Hart
Darby
Rachel Weimer
Girl in Bar
Saige Ryan
June
Jonathon Auxier
Shocked Student
Tanner Higgin
Student
Chandra Howard
T.J.'s Sister
John Farrell
Bastion Devil Henchman
Benjamin Wright
Golden Skull Thug
Ice Cream Man
Self