Director
Natalie Bailey
DIRECTOR
Gordon Anderson
Stars (in credits order)
David Hasselhoff
Self
Fergus Craig
Max Coleman
Mark Quartley
Dieter Hasselhoff
Brett Goldstein
Danny Jones
Asim Chaudhry
Terry Patel
Ella Smith
Harriet Fitzgerald
Ashley McKinney Taylor
Title Newscaster
Greg Lockett
Tony Montalbano
Monty the Masseuse
Lee Nicholas Harris
Sergie Warlord Soldier
Jassie Mortimer
Warlords Balkan Dancer
Kevin Eldon
Anton De Vries
James Lance
Anton
John Macmillan
Marcus Fuster
Tim Downie
Dylan Turnbull
Craig Roberts
Josh Brooke-Webb
Steven Cree
Mike Porridge
Georgie Glen
Miss Dunwoody
Matthew Cottle
Frank Evans
Simon Greenall
Radovan Merkadic
Christopher Biggins
Anna Crilly
Lucinda Young
Oliver Coopersmith
Alvin Macer-Wright
Lisa Jackson
Ellie Thomas
Miranda Hennessy
Millie Wyatt
Raymond Griffiths
Child Hoff
Kevin Shen
Newsreader
Rohan Gotobed
Ralf Williams
Nell Mooney
E-news Anchor
Annie Lees-Jones
Mikes Assistant
Yuriri Naka
Japanese News Reporter
A.k. Steppa
Electrician
Ernest Gromov
Radovan's Guard
Anick Wiget
Talent Agent
Gary Douglas
Drunk uncle
Scott Mills
Radio Presenter
Joseph Morpurgo
Ben Glassman
Shayne Elsa Drummond
Hoff's Arresting Officer
Chris Martin Hill
Police Officer
Gido Schimanski
German Reporter
Nisha Subbiah
Jamilla
Chris Warburton
Shaun Dooley
Greg
Julian Rhind-Tutt
Bunny Vasilis
Jamie Demetriou
Mikey Dawson
Jessica Hynes
Deborah Sangster
Ralf Little
Barman
Tracy-Ann Oberman
Crystal Hasselhoff
Alex Macqueen
Kurt
Sarah Hadland
Patricia
Jessica Ellerby
Rebecca
Beattie Edmondson
Floor Manager
Sue Vincent
Annabelle
Turlough Convery
Policeman
Kosha Engler
News Reporter
Selina Griffiths
Nurse
Jerry Springer
Tulisa
Lasco Atkins
Hoff minion
Matt Sutton
PC Paul Lewis
Vincent Ebrahim
Uncle Ron
Alexis Peterman
London Reporter
Jon Snow
Steven Beard
Ian McEwan
Chris Cowlin
ARV Officer Tasering Terry Pateluncredited
Wayne Parkhouse
Terrorist Training mini-bus driveruncredited
Tim Packham
Cage fight enthusiastuncredited