Poisson

Hopeless romantic Amelia frequently daydreams about a perfect life with Jonah, a handsome and charming ladies man who she's never met ... But never mind. She's bagged a date with him and that's all that matters, right? Her talking goldfish, Pierre, doesn't seem to think so ... he tries to be the wing-man (or gill-man, I guess) for Amelia, coaching her through the process. She freaks out at first, but it helps her get a second date in the candlelight of her own home, dazzled in champagne, sizzling roast and *cough, cough* poison. Jonah eats the meal and becomes unconscious, leaving him to Amelia's desires.