Tale of the Moist Apostrophe (2019)

"Tale of the Moist Apostrophe" dares to ask modern society's most profound question - what is more troubling than damp punctuation? Heroine Sharigan, is the lone champion of those marks, periods, commas, parentheses, and yes, apostrophes, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements, and to clarify the meaning of a communication. The story chronicles Sharigan's enlightenment, journey and eventual triumph over a culture that has become, perhaps, too desensitized to the plight of said damp punctuation. Initially challenged by and then heralded by her city's grammarians, Sharigan enlists the help of Jammy, trusted friend and confidant with a heart of gold and a mind that shatters. Sharigan and Jammy are aided by the amorphous Mr. Forleak, part James Bond, part Gerd Bonk, part Catie Rosemurgy. A new addition to Larry Blamire's Reanimated Movie Classics line, presented by Hydraulic Entertainment, "Tale of the Moist Apostrophe" is not only a riveting emotion-packed dramatic story but also offers some of the most physically aggressive and acoustically devaluing choreography seen in a motion picture today.