Chickens Blood (2019)

3:25 A sleepy girl is tied up. She is wearing under garments. Nothing Shown.

44:20 Red Neck cop jerks off. He has a bottle of Jergens (jerkens? Get it?) beside him for lube. In front of him is a Duke shot glass, not a Tennessee Titans. This guys a rebel!

Not one Bazonga in this film. I guess the parents of these Tennessee actors raised them well? Sorry folks, you have to watch California B flicks made by Kanye West Haters (WHOM EVER, they might be..) to see that kind of smut.

37:40, a man listening to really bad rap, gets axed. He being a 35 year old man, playing with a fidget spinner, honestly had it coming.

45:23 One of the coolest characters in the film, a heavy sheriff gets his neck slashed. His bottle of Jergens Original Scent, the long lasting moisture for Beautifully soft skin, is now covered in blood. If you are watching this on Tubi, quickly hit forward to skip the commercial break before it locks you in.

52:40, Er-one in the police station is "possibly dead". As to quote Eic Carton wearing fall out boy hoodie, "I think they are dead, I mean, I didn't check their pulse or anything". As they lay eyes wide open, and necks slashed in half....

1:07:43 Dick Rip

01:11:21, Walmart True Value Brand Negan gets killed.

13:20 Rude Redneck calls the driver sugar tits. He also curses a lot while giving directions. The Tag on the back of the blazer is 671-LMR,(a Tennessee plate) So at least the accents are real.

13:20, a very rude man giving directions is holding moon shine.