Top Secret! (1984)

During a stupidly dangerous game of "Skeet surfing" at a beach, some of the surfers would do errant shots by hitting palm trees, passing airplanes, and a hang glider that briefly catches the attention of a yellow and blue bikini clad, coppertone-tanned, ponytail-sporting female sunbather who rises up from lying down on the sand in a prone position to reveal a lewd joke on her being so busty, that she left two sand craters below her torso in the size of her own cup shapes. (This uncredited actress is also the film's poster girl)

A man and a woman French kiss at the end of the movie. Played for laughs.

more mild than the naked gun and Airplane!

similar to The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

A calendar shows a photo of a naked woman. Bare breasts shown.

Male members of a ballet troupe have exaggerated bulges (6" cod pieces) showing through their pants.

A woman looking in through an open window has exaggeratedly large cleavage.

A man says he can't bring his wife to orgasm and is given an "Anal Intruder" device which he later uses and impales himself upon. However the use is not actually shown but is implied by a conversation in a later scene that indicated that he died while using it.

A young woman unwittingly sets her bosom on an older man's face while he is trapped inside a crushed car which causes a radio antenna to extend at his lower area. Implying an erection which is shown out of a maturely comical manner.

A man and woman are seen kissing and groping, and it is implied they have sex; and while they are obviously naked, no critical areas are seen.

A man in a prison cell holds a box on his lap that is labeled, "The ANAL INtruder" which is filled with various sex toy attachments that fit on the end of an electric, hand held motor driven device. One end piece is removed in favor of a large fist attachment. The man closes the box and in a hurried fashion goes back to his room to rest (implied he is leaving to try the device).

Two men are in a cow costume at one point in the film. There are two scenes, played for comedy, from a calf and a bull. When the calf confuses the costume as a real cow, it starts suckling on the udder. The guy in the hind end of the cow starts reacting as if he's receiving oral sex. Later, a bull sees the "cow" and attempts breeding. The man is seen later limping.

A man is briefly shown covered in bloody bandages.

There are war scenes involving gunfire and grenades, and a fistfight. Both are meant to be comical, rather than realistic.

"Asshole" is said once, two uses of "bitchin'", and "hell" a couple of times. "moron" is used once one use of sucks one use of sacre bleu which is damn it in french one use of shit and bloody one use of oh my god and shut up 2 uses of thank god

A scientist says to Nick, " if they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory".

Nick sings a VERY romantically and sexually suggestive song, with sexual references, on stage, to what looks like a young girl of perhaps 12 years of age.

A high-class restaraunt serves alcohol.

Many characters, including a cow, are seen smoking cigarettes.

Nick is poured a glass of champagne that melts the glass. (poison)

None, the violence and death scenes in the films are all either silly or slapstick in nature.