Director
Jim Abrahams
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson
Lloyd Bridges
Adm. Benson
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Cmdr. Block
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Rino Thunder
Owatonna, 'The Old One'
Mark Arnott
Rosener
Ryan Cutrona
Capt. Margolis
Don Lake
Doctor
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Don Luce
Paramedic
Judith Kahan
Nurse
Jeff Bright
Communications Officer
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Marie Thomas
Francine - the Secretary
Ryan Fitzgerald
Scooter
Al Clegg
Jazz
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
Ed Herschlar
Rabbi
Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Man
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Mack Yamaguchi
Eskimo
Charles Barkley
Bill Laimbeer
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Bob Lenz
Elvis 'The King' Presley
Willie Collins
Liberace
Robert Puro
Precocious Paper Boy
Richard Lasting
Handsome Milkman
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Max Jones
Boxer #2
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Pablo Prietto
Parking Valet
John Bankson
Nancy Abrahams
Family in front of TV Store
Joseph Abrahams
Jamie Abrahams
Cary Brayboy
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
Tony Moreno
Kevin Eads
Dave Oliver
Richard Emanuelle
Kip Pierce
Brent Freeman
Kenton 'Chip' Steger
Craig McIntosh
Sean Wright
Joe Allegro
Shana Ballard
Young Girl(uncredited)
Jack I. Bernstein
Rabinowitz(uncredited)
Megan Dupont
Bar Patron(uncredited)
Sean Kanan
Barracks Man in Underwear(uncredited)
Brandon Loomis
School Boy(uncredited)
Steve Mora
Reporter(uncredited)
Lacy Darryl Phillips
Soldier(uncredited)
Steven Chester Prince
Dartman(uncredited)
Jim Rhine
Navy Pilot(uncredited)
Rebecca Ryiz
(uncredited)
Vincent Tumeo
Dancing Cadet(uncredited)
Richard Yett
Aircraft Carrier Crew Member(uncredited)