Director
J.R. Bookwalter
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Michael Todd
Leonard Miller (Robot Ninja)
Bogdan Pecic
Dr. Hubert Goodknight
Maria Markovic
Gody Sanchez
Floyd Ewing Jr.
Officer Hickox
Bill Morrison
Buddy Revelle
James L. Edwards
Sculley
Michael Kemper
Officer Cameron
Jon Killough
DePalma
Spinell
Rodney Shields
O'Bannon
Michael 'D.O.C.' Porter
Nash
Lori Kozar
Susan
Steve Rossiter
Jon
Jennifer Mullen
Christine
Michael J. Giffin
Christopher
Burt Ward
Stanley Kane
Linnea Quigley
Miss Barbeau
Scott Spiegel
Marty Coleslaw
David DeCoteau
Russ Mazzola
Kenneth J. Hall
Bert Ralston
Mike Shea
Rip Himhoff
Michael Render
Joey McHeister
David Lange
Greg Lange
Bernie Keister
TV Studio Technician
Hans Kenneth Hammerstrom
Bookstore Ken
Jeffrey W. Scaduto
Shemp Hardware Store Clerk
David P. Barton
Skippy Buckshot
Brock Baughman
Crack Processor
Tina M. Bookwalter
Restaurant Patron
Joe Contracier
Bookstore Patron
Joe Demangeant
Mike Deterling
Hardware Store Patron
David Donutmaker
John Edwards
Kelly Killough
Waitress
David Kuehls
Christine Morrison
Self(voice)
Scott P. Plummer
Bud, the Security Guard
Christine Prete
Hapless Female Victim
Paul Pumpsquat
Mitch Rearick
Susan Rothacker
Duncan Squatpump
Aaron Michael Todd
Elizabeth Ann Todd
Melanie Todd
Female Newscaster
Rachel Todd
Michael Tolochko
Randalls, the Security Guard
Allie Williams
Bob Yost
Hallway Technician
Niko El Santo Zavero
Resturant Patron
Ron Zwang
Ammco Comix Copy Boy