Director
Mel Smith
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Brian Benben
Roger Henderson
Mary Stuart Masterson
Penny Henderson
Ned Beatty
General Walt Whalen
George Burns
Milt Lackey
Scott Michael Campbell
Billy
Brion James
Bernie King
Michael Lerner
Lieutenant Cross
Michael McKean
Rick Rochester
Jeffrey Tambor
Walt Whalen, Jr.
Stephen Tobolowsky
Max Applewhite
Christopher Lloyd
Zoltan
Larry Miller
Herman Katzenback
Anita Morris
Claudette Katsenback
Corbin Bernsen
Dexter Morris
Rosemary Clooney
Anna
Bobcat Goldthwait
Wild Writer
Robert Walden
Tommy
Dylan Baker
Jasper
Billy Barty
Mr. Billy Barty
Tracy Byrd
Candy Clark
Billy's Mother
Anne De Salvo
Female Writer
Jennifer Dundas
Deirdre
Bo Hopkins
Billly's Father
Robert Klein
Father Writer
Harvey Korman
Jules Cogley
Joey Lawrence
Frankie Marshall
Peter MacNicol
Son Writer
Bridgett Newton
Member, The Miller Sisters
Amy Parrish
Nina Repeta
Frank Trimble
Member, The Dead Tones
Kevin Scott Warner
Frank J. Aard
Rollerskating Penguin
Ellen Albertini Dow
Organist
Mary Boucher
Soapbox Girl
Doug Chambers
Drummer
Tina Corsini
Betty Boop
Jim David
Biff Blaster
Deacon Dawson
Happy, Peter Lorre Villain
Hadley Eure
'Paprika' Actress
J. Don Ferguson
Johnny Ace, Hard Boiled Dick
Wilbur Fitzgerald
'Tortured' Actor
Keith Flippen
Space Cadet Jimmy
Paul 'Mousie' Garner
Double bass performer
Randell Haynes
Difficult Actor
Mark Joy
Jack Granite, Man's Man
Rebecca Koon
Ma, Mildred's Mother
Gary Kroeger
Gork, Son of Fire
Tammy Lauren
In the Mood Bandleader
Marguerite MacIntyre
Bubble Bath Announcer
Lori Anne Mahl
Mildred, Johnny Ace Secretary
Charles Marsh
Upside-Down Yodeler
Jim McKeny
Tom McCallum
Madison McKoy
Cab Calloway
Rod McLachlan
Black Whip, Granite's Dog
Marc McPherson
Maynard
Patt Noday
Sherwood Smith
Richard K. Olsen
Pa, Lt. Cross Actor
Donna Peters
'Gork' Actress
Robert D. Raiford
Ben Butter
Robin Robertson
Temperamental Actor
Jack Sheldon
Ruffles Reed
Frank Terrio
Duck
Gary Anthony Williams
Dr. Ashton-Reeves
Brad Moranz
Dancer #1
Jennifer Hammond-Moranz
Dancer #2
Deborah DeFrancisco
Dancer #3
Lynn Raley
Dancer #4
Leanne Reese
Dancer #5
Crystal Williams
Dancer #6
Dixie Light
Dancer #7
Barry Bell
Cop #1
Gabe Caggiano
Cop #2
Jerico DeAngelo
Cop #3
Lou Criscuolo
Cop #4
Michael Harding
Cop #5
John Keenan
Cop #6
Mark Marshall
Cop #7
Mark Jeffrey Miller
Cop #8
Michael P. Moran
Cop #9
Mike O'Brien
Cop #10
Bob Sayer
Cop #11
Rock Taulbee
Cop #12
Robert C. Treveiler
Cop #13
Hank Troscianiec
Cop #14
Harold Bergman
Affiliate
Rita Butler
Affiliate's Wife
Dave Hager
Laughing Man
Kim Head
Waitress
Scott Hilley
Drunk Affiliate
Ed Lillard
Loud Affiliate
Leighann Lord
Morgana
Joann Luzzatto
P.A.
Eric Paisley
Enthusiastic Affiliate
D. Anthony Pender
Operator, Revolving Stage
Jeffrey Pillars
Nerdy Stagehand
Steve Rassin
Page
Pam Stone
Dottie
Leslie Truman
Woman in Audience
Norm Woodel
Announcer
Larry Echerer
Band memberuncredited
Jamison Jones
Pilotuncredited
George Lowe
Radio Announceruncredited
Lewis Rhames
Radio Personalityuncredited
Marty Richardson
Tuba Playeruncredited
Michele Seidman
Radio Actress 5-Buncredited