Director
Lance Comfort
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Arthur Askey
Arthur Ashton
Sidney James
Sid Gibson
Dermot Walsh
Martin Russell
Olga Lindo
Mrs. Burgess
Clive Morton
National TV director general
Sally Barnes
Sally
George Margo
Assistant
Leigh Madison
Diana
Bernard Cribbins
Jack
Kenneth Connor
Anxious husband
Lionel Murton
Commercial TV director
David Nettheim
Professor
Tom Gill
Mr. Langtree
Bruce Seton
Supt. James
Richard Caldicot
Assistant Director General
Gillian Lynne
Self - Cameo appearance
The Television Toppers
Themselves
The Penge Formation Dancers
Patricia Bredin
The Pipes and Drums of the First Battalion The Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders
Leonard Weir
Tommy Trinder
Evelyn Laye
Dickie Henderson
Dennis Lotis
Anthea Askey
Self - Cameo
Raymond Glendenning
Sabrina
Anthony Dawes
Policeman in car
Martin Benson
Chairmanuncredited
Ernest Blyth
TV Company Executiveuncredited
Jim O'Brady
TV Crewman Reading Scriptuncredited
Peggy Ann Clifford
Lady at Bonko Demonstrationuncredited
Victor Harrington
Joan Hurley
Minor Roleuncredited
Sam Kydd
Mail Van Robberuncredited
Martin Lyder
TV Technician Dabbed with Powder Puffuncredited
Prince Monolulu
Self - Cameo appearanceuncredited
Peter Noble
Self - Cameo appearance as TV Hostuncredited
Edwin Richfield
Plainclothes Policemanuncredited
Nancy Roberts
'Gran' Groveuncredited
Richard Shaw
Audience Memberuncredited
Bill Shine
Outside Broadcast Produceruncredited
Joe Wadham
Police Driveruncredited
John Wilder
Director General's Security Manuncredited
Barbara Windsor
Switchboard operatoruncredited