Gui lai yan (1948)

Can a Dove be blamed if he is disemboweled by a Swollow? The answer: YES it can. Throughout this movie, the Dove "gang"(if that is what they should be called) is tortured and publicly humiliated. In one scene, the innerds of a Dove are deservingly strewn amongst it's captured comrades. One thing that you must always remember, a Dove ALWAYS deserves punishment. If you want your child to know how to treat those that are not amingst the SwollowS, this movie is highly recommended!

Fuck Ya! (A shit-load!). A recorded 249 uses of the word "Shit". 467 uses of the word "Fuck", (not counting such compounds as, "dove-fucker", "Fuck-fuck-goose", or "Fuck-a-saurus Rex".) And 14 uses of the word "Dumb-fuck-bitch-dove-mother-shitter-Cocker-Spaniel".

Drugs?! The sensation of killing an enemy Dove is the only ecstasy amongst the SwollowS.

-The whole damn movie.