Director
Luke Greenfield
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Rob Schneider
Marvin
Colleen Haskell
Rianna
John C. McGinley
Sgt. Sisk
Edward Asner
Chief Wilson
Michael Caton
Dr. Wilder
Louis Lombardi
Fatty
Guy Torry
Miles
Bob Rubin
Bob Harris
Pilar Schneider
Mrs. De La Rosa
Scott Wilson
Mayor
Raymond Ma
Mr. Tam
Michael Papajohn
Patrolman Brady
Ron Roggé
Patrolman Jaworski
Holly Maples
Elkerton Police Officer
Henriette Mantel
Jeremy Kramer
Robb Skyler
Nicko Mariolis
Philip Bolden
Evidence Room Kid
Deker Daily
Timmy Deters
Hannah K. Flood
Megan Taylor Harvey
Mitch Holleman
Mollie Rea Dodson
Charlie Stewart
Elizabeth Branson
Heavy Set Cadet
Sandra Lee Gimpel
Obstacle Course Lady
Paul E. Short
Burning Man
Arthur Bernard
Elderly Jogger
Tim Herzog
Badger Milk Host
Berglind Icey
Yolanda
Steven Kravitz
Airport Businessman
Shain Holden
Airline Steward
Tom McNulty
James Bates Jr.
Airport Police
Morisa Taylor Kaplan
Mailbox Girl
Jack Rubens
Old Man Holden
Susan Corwin
TV Anchorwoman
Tom Kiesche
Bar Patron
Karlee Holden
Waitress
Clare Calvo
Hula Dancer
Michelle Celestino
Luigi Amodeo
Italian Waiter
Wes Takahashi
Reporter
Fred Stoller
Jake Iannarino
Free Press Reporter
John Kirk
Waiter at Party
Brett Smrz
Mayor's Son
Noel Gugliemi
Gang Leader
Adam Sandler
Townie
Norm MacDonald
Mob Member
Brianna Brown
Other Mob
Amber Collins
John Farley
Pete
Dimples the Dog
Bliss
Nelly the Goat
Kanoozi
Mr. Giggles
Louey
Henry the Orangutan
Cori Allison
Mayor's Wife (uncredited)
David Avallone
Policeman #4 (uncredited)
Kai Donovan Brady
Horrified Kid (uncredited)
Greg Bronson
Hunter (uncredited)
Derek DiBiagio
Bar Patron 2 (uncredited)
David Michael Fordham
Tie Dyed Hippy (uncredited)
Darren Lee Hughes
Airport Passenger (uncredited)
Sebastian Jude
Evidence Room Kid (uncredited)
Asia King
Little Girl (uncredited)
Cloris Leachman
Cat Lady (uncredited)
Inge Levy
Bar Patron and Mob Member (uncredited)
Daniel Riggs
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Raymond Spaulding
Other Mob (uncredited)
Harry Dean Stanton
Bird Hunter (uncredited)
Jack Truman
Mob Member (uncredited)
Lindsay Zir
Girlfriend to Sgt. Sisk (uncredited)