Terror Firmer (1999) | Full Cast

Lloyd Kaufman

DIRECTOR

Will Keenan

Casey Kaufman

Alyce LaTourelle

Jennifer

Lloyd Kaufman

Larry Benjamin

Trent Haaga

Jerry

Sheri Wenden

Mysterious Woman

Debbie Rochon

Christine

Yaniv Sharon

Naked P.A.

Charlotte Kaufman

Audrey Benjamin

Gary Hrbek

Toddster

Joe Fleishaker

Jacob Gelman

Ron Jeremy

Casey's Dad

Greg 'G-Spot' Siebel

Ward

Mario Díaz

DJ

Mo Fischer

Andy

Lyle Derek

Asshole P.A.

Trace Burroughs

Edgar Allan

Edouard Baer

French Cool Cat

Joseph Malerba

French Cool Cat

Roy David

Jeff

Sean Pierce

Moose

Barry Brisco

Stephen

Darko Malesh

Nikolai

Carla Pivonski

Sarah - Toxie's Girl

Reverend Jen Miller

Tina - Script Girl

Eve Crosby

Jennifer's Mom

Stefanie Imhoff

Assia

Theo Kogan

Theodora

Ariel Wizman

Guy Beaten by Leg

Michael Locascio

Old Man Phil

Wendy Adams

Toilet Plunger Police Gyno

Michael Levine

Police Detective

Gadi Harel

Cuntinuity Guy

Anthony Haden-Guest

Toxie's Father

Lemmy

Television Inteviewer

Paul Cohen

Television Interviewer

Oakley Stevenson

Pregnant Woman

Ali Grossman

Homecoming Queen

Rik Slave

Two-Sexed Freak - Man

Lindsey Anderson

Two-Sexed Freak - Woman

Maryse Pen

Escalator Screamer

Jacob Adams

Boy Who Plays with Severed Head

Haynes Thigpen

Randy, Drunk Frat Guy #1

Gabriel Friedman

Meathead Drunk Frat Guy #2

Ileana Romero

Naked P.A. Lover

Joe Franklin

Self

Joey Crawford

Fire Extinguisher Boy

Sharon Middendorf

Frat Bartender

Bella Compagna

Nurse Anesthesia

Sarah Allan

Fraternity Lesbian

Denise Briody

Fraternity Lesbian

Don McGregor

Tony 'Be Reasonable' Rosen

Jim Salicrup

Tony's 'Blockbuster' Assistant

Jerome Rudes

Vomiting Stretcher Bearer

John Jordan

Vomiting Stretcher Bearer

Kerri Kenney

Woman with Eyeball in Her Cleavage

Pedro Pizarro

Marco (Squib Guy)

Lisa Gaye

Casey's Mother

Holly Spencer

Gelman's Wife

Marina Morgan

Gelman's On-Set Gyno-American

Avery Misuraca

Gelman's On-Set Gyno-American

Patrick Curry

Butcher

Becque Olson

Butcher's Wife

Vince Burger

Craft Service Guy

Richard Johnson

Cereal Killer's Victim

Greg Nolasco

Farting Boy

Jen Brucker

Frat Girl Holding Beer (creditOnly)

Hetty Weering

Young Casey

Barbara Malinowski

Baby Toxie

Robert Samuels

Squib Death Victim

William Ryder II

Actor Hanging Off Building

Ofir Engel

Toxic Crusader Songstress

Traci Mann

Cowgirl

Joe Lynch

Clothespin Boy

Dena Michnowwich

Safety Pin Girl

Theodora Chichi

Cop

Louise Parks

Cop

Ben Jones

Self

Bob Starr

Melon Heavy Aerobics Instructor

Maite Logia

Screaming Transsexual Crew Member

Odessa Mack

Friend of Transsexual Crew Member

Lauren Heather McMahon

Beautiful Crew Member with Aerosol Can

Sara Barrett

Beautiful Crew Member

Patrick Cassidy

Donald

Edward McGurn

Demon Man

Dan Truman

Geek P.A.

Rachael Robbins

Rachael

Adriano Pintaldo

Director of Rome FantaFestival

Martin Cassidy

Shocked Onlooker

Nat X. Rosen

Shocked Onlooker

Valerie Bruce

Shocked Onlooker

Anthony Di Pietro

Shocked Onlooker

Sean King

Shocked Onlooker

Pete Bune

Shocked Onlooker

Sara Bernstein

Shocked Onlooker

Laura Scoglio

Shocked Onlooker

Julie Sigter

Shocked Onlooker

Joe Cortese

Shocked Onlooker

Eli Roth

Shocked Onlooker

Tony Finn

Pushy Reporter

Johnette Napolitano

Reporter with Endearing Speech Impediment

Kevin Casaletta

Confused Reporter

Roger Schachtel

Reporter

Bob Anthony

Reporter

Nick Stevens

Reporter

Stephen Buck

Reporter

Kyle Emma

Reporter

Jennifer Kennedy

Reporter

Paul Kyrmse

Reporter

Tiffany Shepis

Beautiful Headcrushing Witness

Robert O'Brien

Headcrushing Witness

Helen-Louisa Bradshaw

Headcrushing Witness

Brendan Flynt

Headcrushing Witness

Adam Hammel

Headcrushing Witness

Sean McGrath

12 Year Old Retarded Boy

Lunachicks

Celebratory Band

George Gatter

Guy Knocked Over by Naked P.A.

Evan Meszaros

Guy Knocked Over by Naked P.A.

Rusty Nails

Frat Guy Who Offers Armpit

Lauren Greilsheimer

Frat Girl Who Smells Armpit

Flipp

Fraternity Band

Jasi Cotton Lanier

Sexy Scream Queen

Alisa Christensen

Crew Catfighter

Dana Troy

Crew Catfighter

Pamela Whalen

Very Intelligent Hooker

David Hill

Tourist

Tom Cote

Transvestite Crewmember

Andrew Tendler

Crime Scene Photographer

Josh Piezas

Vomiting Boy

Tony Rosen

Waving Away Fart Boy

Lily Hayes Kaufman

Crew

Lisbeth Kaufman

Crew

Jack Noonan

Crew

Samuel Brullo

Crew

Eric Alan

Crew

Rob McGregor

Crew

Elisabeth Beier

Crew

Gregory Radin

Crew

Adam Harriman

Crew

Brigida Costa

Crew

Roland Edger

Crew

Zachary Snygg

Crew

Cradeaux Alexander

Crew

Ben Brock

Crew

Sherrie Fell

Crew

Jaysha Godschilde

Crew

Joey Coppa

Crew

Jack Silbert

Crew

Justin Maldanado

Crew

Justin Harriman

Crew

Tara Dunnavant

Crew

Lauren Meyrowitz

Crew

Steve Dwyer

Crew

Sarah Spitz

Crew

Brian McNulty

Crew

Chris Caggiano

Crew

Noah Fischel

Crew

Mark Stevens

Crew

Jim Martini

Crew

Neil Buchalter

Crew

Vinod Lande

Crew

Chad Damiani

Crew

Jennifer van der Kwast

Crew

Jim Knipfel

Cousin

Will Janowitz

Partier

Steven Rothenberg

Partier

Jennifer Sklaver

Partier

Jay Wilkins

Partier

Jesse Delaney

Partier

Jim Rubino

Partier

Dana Bove

Partier

Adeline Colangelo

Partier

Christopher Waldrep

Partier

Devin Hamilton

Bar Mitzvah Guy

Mark Waldrep

'Party On!' Guy

Barry Neville

Disgruntled Restaurant Patron

Pierre Reixach

Gruntled Restaurant Patron

Ted Magee

Gruntled Restaurant Patron

Scott Lauinger

Gruntled Restaurant Patron

Wayne Rubin

Amish Guy (scenesDeleted)

Nives Spaleta

Gruntled Restaurant Patron

Jonny Spanish

Mad Cowboy (scenesDeleted)

Amy Tagliamonti

Gruntled Restaurant Patron

Nick Zedd

Doctor Fershlugglner (scenesDeleted)

Celia McGee

Maria (scenesDeleted)

Mike Gencarelli

Warehouse Worker (scenesDeleted)

Kitty Kowalski

Two-Sexed Freak (scenesDeleted)

Erin Roget

Extra

Scott Ennis

Shocked Pedestrian (uncredited)

Jeremy Hodgins

Tromie - the Nuclear Rodent (uncredited)

Crystal McCloud

Exploding Breasts Actress (uncredited)

Trey Parker

Hermaphrodite (uncredited)

Christopher Pearce

Stockbroker in front of Library (uncredited)

Matt Stone

Hermaphrodite (uncredited)

Douglas Weiss

Stockbroker in front of Library (uncredited)