Boobs in the Wood (1999)

Frequent references to sex and masturbation, throughout. Several characters are seen, beneath clothes, or heard to masturbate.

A dildo, inflatable sex-doll, and several penises are seen at several points, however the penises are obviously fakes.

Several women appear in revealing attire, which is often emphasised by characters actions and comments, which include some groping.

Two women appear in leather underwear, in apparent BDSM costumes, including whip and handcuffs.

In one scene, a group of clothed villagers appear, in sexually suggestive positions and motions, while singing a suggestive song.

Some references to bestiality, including the implication that one character has recently engaged in a sexual act with an animal.

On a couple of occasions, a substance supposed to be semen is spilt or squirted.

All of the above takes place in a pantomime, and while some extreme acts are implied and discussed it is apparent that it is only for comedic purposes. No genuine nudity or sexual acts are seen; specifically no real genitals or nipples are seen, it is apparent that the acts of masturbation are simulated, and the purported act of bestiality occurs off-stage and it not portrayed as a genuine act.

Contains some pantomime violence.

A character is struck with a pantomime mallet.

A character is struck with a school cane, several times, although this is obviously fake.

A character is threatened with a gun.

A character is dragged an thrown out of a window, although it is obvious that only a dummy is thrown.

A character carries around a bag of severed penises, however only one of them is seen and it appears to be a fake.

Strong language and swearing throughout. At least 50 uses of "fuck" and derived words, and lots and lots of other sexual swearing, including references to sodomy.

Some characters are seen smoking a joint that is implied to contain drugs.

A character implies that he is going offstage to take cocaine, and he returns shortly after, apparently under the influence, and with white power around his face.

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