The Darwin Awards (2006) | Full Cast

Finn Taylor

DIRECTOR

Joseph Fiennes

Michael Burrows

Winona Ryder

Siri Taylor

David Arquette

Harvey

Ty Burrell

Emile

Josh Charles

Paramedic

Kevin Dunn

Insurance Exec

Nora Dunn

Mrs. Pearlman

Judah Friedlander

Simon

Lukas Haas

Farley

Tom Hollander

Henry

Brad Hunt

Stan

Juliette Lewis

Joleen

Julianna Margulies

Carla

Tim Blake Nelson

Perp

Alessandro Nivola

Ad Exec

Chris Penn

Tom

Max Perlich

Bob

D.B. Sweeney

Detective Maguire

Robin Tunney

Zoe

Wilmer Valderrama

Documentary Filmmaker

Adonal Foyle

Detective

Tom Wright

Detective

Adam Savage

Adam

Jamie Hyneman

Army Dude

Richmond Arquette

Mr. Pearlman

Mickey Breitenstein

Mr. Harris

Josh Kornbluth

Dentist

Jerry Harrison

Guy in Bar #1

John Doe

Guy in Bar #2

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Self

Ross Patterson

Co Worker #1

Russell Steinberg

Co Worker #2

Max Common

Young Burrows

Rhett Wellington Ramirez

Andy

Vincent Brubaker

School Kid #1

Elias Stefanek

School Kid #2

Zosha Stefanek

School Kid #3

Emma C. Taylor

School Kid #4

R.J. Owens

Shower Guy #1

Bruce Lee Sage

Shower Guy #2

Bob Sáenz

Shower Guy #3

Steve Irish

Large Detective

Val Diamond

Waitress

Jamie Hein

Cashier

Mary Saudargas

Mrs. Sparrow

George Maguire

Car Salesman

Stephan Smith Collins

Viper Owner

Allie Busch

Pearlman Kid

Matthew Busch

Pearlman Kid

Rod Arrants

Pilot

Ernie Lively

RV Salesman

Debbie Brubaker

Woman Driver

Nancy Clausen

Simon's Mother

Jason Foster

Metallica Fan

Lindsay Benner

Metallica Fan's Girlfriend

Lars Ulrich

Self

James Hetfield

Self

Kirk Hammett

Self

Robert Trujillo

Self

Michael Horowitz

Book Reading Couple

Cynthia Horowitz

Book Reading Couple

Mike Sugerman

TV Reporter

Dalila Ali Rajah

Counter Woman

Albert Malkin

Guy in Bookstore

Jeanette Etheredge

Waitress

Karen Kahn

Ms. Fong

Darlene Hunt

Minion

Sushma Brady

Indian Mother

Anisha Brady

Indian Daughter

Andy Arness

Patronuncredited

Jeff Bredt

Used Car Salesmanuncredited

Cabran E. Chamberlain

Sheriff's Deputyuncredited

Tony Gapastione

Flirting Manuncredited

Jake Gentry

Sheriff's Deputyuncredited

Tim Halpin

Officer Jorgensonuncredited

Jim Hechim

Diner Dudeuncredited

Sergio Kato

Detectiveuncredited

Tim Lajcik

Firefighteruncredited

Janean Christine Mariani

Police Officer #7uncredited

David Moir

Hot Dog Guyuncredited

Al Perez

Hot Dog Guyuncredited

Cindy Warner

Businesswoman Laughinguncredited

Ricky Webster

Metallica Fanuncredited

James D. Weston II

Police Officeruncredited

Susan Zangl

Woman in Parkuncredited