The Hills Have Thighs (2008)

Local Hillbilly Icon Daniel Boone Owen has gone missing in Appalachia. He was last seen facedown in his favorite watering hole, Scatterbrain's, and the theories behind his disappearance are as numerous as they are hilarious. The predominant theory--alien abduction--is supported by local nut Pooter Brown, who claims to personally have been abducted every Christmas Eve for the past 16 years. After spanning the Carolina Appalachians, the story ends with a shocker you must see to believe.