Director
Seth MacFarlane
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Tedvoice
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Patrick Stewart
Narratorvoice
Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
John Viener
Alix
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Robert Wu
Asian Man 'Ming'
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Paul Campbell
Guy in Line
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Haejee Kim
Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Danny Smith
Waiter
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Chris Everett
Wife
David Afflick
Wedding Guestuncredited
Christy Alcroft
Kerminuncredited
Kilo Alexander
Rock Star Party Guestuncredited
Jenny Allford
Party Chickuncredited
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendeeuncredited
Dale F. Appel
Touristuncredited
Lilith Astaroth
Concertgoeruncredited
Jacqueline Astbury
Pedestrianuncredited
Keenan Bassma
Patron Ballgameuncredited
Alecia Batson
Girl Feeding Waterfowluncredited
Michael Battle
Party Guestuncredited
Rachelle Beinart
Restaurant Patronuncredited
Marshall Berenson
Business Executiveuncredited
Kurt Bergeron
Ronald Boone
Liberty Mechanicuncredited
Nicole Boucher
Pretty Party Girluncredited
Paul Bronk
Karaoke Lounge Patronuncredited
Lorna j Brunelle
Jeff T. Buco
Rachael Burke
Concert Goeruncredited
Alex Bussell
Hot Girluncredited
Johnny Carson
Selfuncredited,archiveFootage
Madison Dae Clarion
Flower Girluncredited
Jeffrey Corazzini
Photographeruncredited
Stevie Costa
Dance Sceneuncredited
Ted Danson
Ted Dansonuncredited
Richard DeAgazio
Devon Diep
Karaoke Girluncredited
Eric Dittelman
Party Goeruncredited
Aaron Dorsey
Extrauncredited
Ellyana
Wedding guestuncredited
Jackie B. Fabian
Fraternity Girluncredited
Keith Fluker
Doormanuncredited
Jimmy Flynn
Shawn Fogarty
PR Firm Employeeuncredited
Evan Fonseca
Man at Concertuncredited
John Franchi
Alexander 'Alex' Garde
Boy at Aquariumuncredited
Sophia Gilberto
Enku Gubaie
Josh Gunderson
Man At Concertuncredited
London Hall
Car Rental Patronuncredited
Jeff Hatin
Norah Jones Securityuncredited
Steve Head
Roadieuncredited
Matthew Herington
Rachael Hobson
Danny Hoch
Donny's Daduncredited
Rosemary Howard
Pedestrian at Irish Pubuncredited
Ashley Hughes
Byron Hussie
Frankie Imbergamo
Mike Jablon
Nightclub Manageruncredited
Olivia Jordan
Lynn Julian
Colleen Kelly
Samantha Kelly
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob SquarePantsuncredited,archiveFootage,voice
Seamus Knight
Ren Knopf
Store Shopperuncredited
Mark Kubr
Kathy LaShay Berenson
PR Employeeuncredited
Joshua Lassman
Ted's Party Guestuncredited
Henry Laun
Bar Patronuncredited
Rob Lavin
Jordan Lazieh
Kamron Leal
James L. Leite
Christopher J. Long
OnStage Securityuncredited
Daniel Lowney
Irishman Arguing Outside Pubuncredited
Paul Lussier
Phyllis Lynn
Business Womanuncredited
Gwen MacKay
Mini Golf Playeruncredited
Jeffrey Malick
Tom Mariano
Rob Marin
On Stage Security - Boston Hatch Shelluncredited
Pamela Martin
Denise Lewis - Concert Attendeeuncredited
Ed McMahon
J. Michael Mendoza
Wayne R. Miller
Tony Moreira
Star Wars Movie Attendeeuncredited
Sara Murphy
Bethany Murray
City Girluncredited
Ken Murray
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patronuncredited
Jonathan Neves
patronuncredited
Roxanne Nichols
Club Girluncredited
Leigh Nicole
Allan Oliveira
Miriam Olken
Ted Oyama
Japanese Newscasteruncredited
Richard Pacheco
Man in the Commonuncredited
Chris Palermo
Joseph Paolo
Concert Patronuncredited
Joshua Paule
Airport Patronuncredited
Steve Perry
Concert Guestuncredited
Laura Pizzuti
Christel Poirier
David Pulson
Stacey Queripel
Karaoke Singer #2uncredited
Donna Glee Reim
Wedding Patronuncredited
Brittney Renee
Julene Renee
Pretty Bicycle Rideruncredited
Ryan Reynolds
Jareduncredited
Jessica Rockwood
Oskar Rodriguez
Ray Romano
Ray Romanouncredited
Manajhjanihe Royalle
Kayla Ruhl
Eric Ryan
Megan Sacco
Nicole Signore
Girl at the Baruncredited
Corey Spencer
Matthew Spinale
Nightclub Patronuncredited
Curtis Stigers
Hotel Pianistuncredited
Stream
Club Dancer 2uncredited
Tara Strong
Bellybuttonuncredited,voice
David Struffolino
Homeless Manuncredited
Shannon Elaine Sweeney
John Talalas
Dad at Christmasuncredited
Ben Tanguay
Clubberuncredited
Trishna
Ally Tully
Cute Girl Groped by Teduncredited
Sam Vanivray
Kevin Vila
Grocery Walkeruncredited
Derek Kahdiak Vinicio
Mike Wendt
Jamie Christopher White
Susan Wilson
Danceruncredited
Ainsley Winter
Darryl Wooten
Office Worker Party Guestuncredited
Luke Young
Rock Concert Attendeeuncredited