Matt Bratschi

Matt Bratschi was found wandering in a field of shitake mushrooms at the tender age of 54. He couldn't figure out how to reverse engineer his life so he joined the most famous marching band of all (that doesn't exist), The Most Famous Marching Band Of All That Doesn't Exist. He didn't play an instrument but he was great at removing splinters and groaning at the same time. Eventually, his paths led to nowhere significant and that is why you are reading this. Happy now?