Elenco (na ordem dos créditos)
David Hasselhoff
John Smith D'Artagnan
Thomas Gottschalk
Peter Porthos
Cheech Marin
Burt Aramis
John Rhys-Davies
Maruice Treville
Alison Doody
Ann-Marie Athos
Chauncey Leopardi
Stevie
Branscombe Richmond
Gus
Lynne Marie Stewart
Waitress
Andy Romano
Pellito
Tony Ganios
Tony
John Paragon
Air Traffic Controller Manfred Wenzel
Catherine E. Coulson
Lina
Trever O'Brien
Mickey
Marie Marshall
Melody
Scott Jaeck
Ross
Tony Maggio
Murdock
Gary Epper
ATM Robber
Jill Pierce
Woman Fender
Russell Armstrong
Skeptical Kid
Conrad Bachmann
Turner
George Christy
Donut Shop Patron
Joan Leizman
ATM Victim
Jim Wilkey
Janitor
Mariana Morgan
Hostess
Ross Fleming
Mugger
Scott Dockstader
Baggage Handler
Cecile Krevoy
Lady In Antique Store
Brian Curry
Heli-pad Controller
Ed Mitchell
Jeweler Daily Ruth
Yetta
Old Lady
Vanessa Croft
Little Girl
Mark Haddock
Dumb Thug
Deryl Carroll
Drunk
Joseph Anthony Richards
Pawnbroker
Brand Jenkel
D.J. Dave
Frances Buchsbaum
Lady in Crowd
Steve Haigh
Pellite Thug
Michael Ray Lee
Man in Terminal