Elenco (na ordem dos créditos)
Mark Clemmit
Self - Presenter
Danny Mills
Self
Simon Bird
Craig Hignett
Michael Gray
Steve Bower
Steve Harper
George Friend
Gustavo Poyet
Marco Gabbiadini
Colin Cooper
Michael Bridges
Steve Stone
Alan Pardew
Paul Thirlwell
Ritchie Humphreys
Julio Arca
Katie Gornall
Self - Reporter
Matthew Raisbeck
Steve Bruce
Chris Turner
Lee Clark
Greg Abbott
Lee Cattermole
Simon Pryde
Steve Howey
Phil Brown
Paul Murray
Frank Simek
Gary Bennett
Kevin Kilbane
Olivier Bernard
John Carver
Jeff Brown
Joey Barton
Gordon Strachan
Chris Hughton
Gaizka Mendieta
Dean Windass
Robbie Elliott
John Orley
Little Comets
Themselves
Eric Paylor
Steve Watson
Simon Davey
Derek Wright
Matt Jansen
H'Angus the Monkey
Scott Llewellyn
Kevin Nolan
Steve Staunton
Raj Singh
Danny Guthrie
Peter Lovenkrands
John Beresford
Alan Shearer
Faustino Asprilla
Lorik Cana
Niall Quinn
Peter Reid
Steve McClaren
Matthew Bates
Barry Robson
Keith Gillespie
Shefki Kuqi
Merouane Zemmama
Steve Gibson
Nolberto Solano
David Hodgson
Mick Wadsworth
Stuart Ripley
Nahki Wells
Jose Enrique
Ugo Ehiogu
Philippe Albert
Neil Austin
Antony Sweeney
Josh Rowbotham
Alex Rae
Matt Newsum
Andrew Hartley
Rhys Williams
Lee Miller
Lubomir Michalik
Ken Hodcroft
Paul Smith
Gary Liddle
Alun Jones
Richard Ord
Fraizer Campbell
Neale Cooper
Leon Best
Peter Murphy
Marvin Emnes
Jack Watson
Tony Bell
Luke James
Micky Barron
Paul Ferris
Callum Hassan
Steven Taylor
Paul Johnson
Gabriele Marcotti
Connor Wickham
Paolo Di Canio
Peter Hartley
James Poole
Ron Guthrie
Brian Clark
Stuart Roy Clarke
Papiss Cissé
John Hughes
Jason Steele
Andy May
Fraser Forster
Brian Porteous
Bobby Moncur
Kevin Phillips
John Nixon
Jason Ainsley
Steph Houghton
Darren Holloway
Danny Graham
Lee Johnson
Cheick Tioté
John Oster
Michael Coghlan
Dennis Tueart
Christian Burgess
Graham Wood
Gary Mills
Chris Winn
Neil Maddison
Darren Williams
Nisha Joshi
Carlos Cuellar
Graham Kavanagh