Elenco (na ordem dos créditos)
Lysette Anthony
ATOR
Jade Asha
Ashley Jenkins
Kenny Baker
Lucy Benjamin
Vas Blackwood
Danny Dyer
Monkfish
Dexter Fletcher
Chief Inspector Stalker
Alan Ford
Stephen Graham
Jeff Harding
Richard Herring
Donny Weedbag - Journalist
Sylvester McCoy
Duncan
P.H. Moriarty
David Schneider
Jim Tavaré
Nick Tyrone
Dick
Denise Van Outen
Don Warrington
Susannah Wise