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Bernie Kim
Bernie
Michelle Nunes
Michelle
Chris Pizzi
Pizzi
Nikki Benz
Cleaning Lady
Tanaya Nicole
Strip Teacher
Ryan Sickler
My Pissed Off Cousin
Esaú McGraw
My Black Friend
Bobby Lee
Bob Yamamoto
Antonio Pierce
Tony Stewart
Self
Sarah McDowd
Bikini Girl
Caroline D'Amore
Carl Weathers
Matt Damon
Tim McGraw
Mya
Verne Troyer
Michael Showalter
Michael Ian Black
Joanna Krupa
Jeffrey Ross
Frank Caliendo
Manny Pacquiao
Joe Buck
Ashlan Gorse Cousteau
Christopher Daniels
Francois Pienaar
Justin Gimelstob
Mr. Gimelstob
Kent Garrison
Self (Forever The Sickest Kids)
Dwayne Johnson
Denzel Washington
Liam Neeson
Adam Sandler
Mark Wahlberg
Bradley Cooper
Salma Hayek
Sarah Hyland
Maria Bello
Kevin Hart
Security Guard
Kevin James
John Malkovich
Chris Rock
Danny Trejo
Snoop Dogg
Cloris Leachman
Will Forte
Maya Rudolph
David Spade
Pauly Shore
Donald Faison
Johnny Knoxville
Nick Kroll
Kevin Connolly
Hulk Hogan
George Wendt
Justin Bieber
Pizzi's Best Friend
Tom Arnold
Bill Goldberg
Goldberg
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
Carrot Top
Marisa Miller
Tommy Chong
Tommy Chong- Drug Abuse Teacher
Judah Friedlander
Michelle's Date
Terry Bradshaw
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson
Rampage
Jamie Kaler
Dream Bernie
Cindy Margolis
Jerry Springer
Michael Bunin
Dream Pizzi
Tony Hawk
Adam Carolla
Michael Strahan
Howie Long
Jeanie Buss
Melissa Rivers
Human Resource Rep
Laila Ali
Brody Stevens
Police Officer
Ralphie May
Pizzi's Friend Ralph
Terrell Owens
Fashion Consultant
Maria Kanellis
Perez Hilton
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Darrell Waltrip
Troy Aikman
Chad Johnson
Chad Ochocinco
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Landon Donovan
Pat O'Brien
Jimmy Johnson
Gary Dell'Abate
John Caparulo
Sean Payton
Zane Lamprey
Arianny Celeste
Sugar Shane Mosley
Shane 'The Situation' Mosley
Pete Carroll
Curt Menefee
Dan Henderson
Dhani Jones
Ozzie Smith
The Wizard
C.C. Sabathia
Pam Oliver
Evan Longoria
Mitchell McIntire
Mail Guy
Chester Pitts
Darnell Dockett
The Dockett
Jimmy Clausen
Magical TV Expert
Chris Johnson
Shaun Phillips
Jim Mora
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Aaron Eckhart
Ving Rhames
Jesse Ventura
Jeffrey Tambor
Wayne Brady
Nnamdi Asomugha
Free Agent Nnamdi Asomugha
Chris Jericho
Laird Hamilton
Kelly Slater
Tony Siragusa
Tony Seragusa
Jerry Jones
Pau Gasol
Willis McGahee