Director
Shawn Thompson
DIRECTOR
Steve Wright
Daniel J. Murphy
Allan Novak
Jerry Ciccoritti
Stars (in credits order)
Dan Redican
Dan Barlow
James Rankin
Buttons
Bruce Hunter
Rocko
Gord Robertson
Bill
Bob Martin
Cuddles
Bill Cameron
News Broadcaster
Soo Garay
Thelma
Jerry Franken
Dr. Braithewaite
Maggie Huculak
Miss Smith
James B. Douglas
Dr. Frisk
John Bourgeois
Cop
Mr. Skittle
John Hemphill
Curious Bob
David Fox
Reverend Clifford Blumquist
David Huband
Bert Bart
Timm Zemanek
Mr. Quentin
Boyd Banks
Norm Loeb
Maria Vacratsis
Coatcheck Woman
Heidi von Palleske
Pizza Customer
George Buza
Bubba
Louis Di Bianco
Mobster
Julian Richings
French Painter
Don Francks
Blind Willy
Laura de Carteret
Lucy
Frank Moore
Dwayne
Robin Brûlé
Bonnie
Martin Roach
Defence Lawyer
Charlotte Sullivan
Sexy Wife
Arlene Duncan
Judge
Sandi Stahlbrand
Newscaster
Hal Eisen
ACTOR
Samantha Gutstadt
Sue
Kim Poirier
Evelyn
Angela Asher
Nurse Ynez
Eric Peterson
Mr. Quigley
Anne Openshaw
Melissa
Neil Crone
Councillor Trump
Rick Roberts
Telethon Host
Richard Fitzpatrick
Hazardous Wastes Manager
Kelsey Matheson
April the Stripper
Philip Akin
Mr. Warden
Shauna Black
Head of the Jury
Adrian Truss
TV Interviewee
Brooke Johnson
Lawyer for Peanut Butter Company
Paul O'Sullivan
Button's Lawyer
A. Frank Ruffo
Tiger Jones
Rosa Laborde
CBC Tour Guide
Chas Lawther
Chester the Great
Kimwun Perehinec
Clarissa
Martin Julien
Jimmy
David Gale
CBC Executive
Jeremy From
Katherine Ashby
Dave Broadfoot
Hospital Patient
Holly Lewis
Sabrina
Jill Dickson
Monica
Kim Huffman
Femme Fatale
Nicholas Pasco
Emily Hampshire
Sister Selma
Tara Spencer-Nairn
Oxana
Helene Joy
Hazel
Kristin Booth
Charlie
Mark McKinney
Quiz Show Host
Anna Silk
Sperm Bank Nurse
Polly Shannon
Rosa
Alberta Watson
Joe Flaherty
Joe
Alan Van Sprang
Ted's Partner
Tara Rosling
Victoria
Jennifer Dale
Black Widow
Wayne Robson
Sam the Paperboy
Lynne Griffin
Woman #1
Sabrina Grdevich
Stacey's Twin Sister
Paul Essiembre
Financial Planner
Doug McGrath
Priest
Ron Pardo
Twilight Place Host
Aron Tager
Deprogrammer
Elisa Moolecherry
Ingrid
Stephen Ouimette
Dr. Galileo
Tamara Hickey
Doctor Sheila
Philip Williams
Ted Weismuller
Meredith Henderson
Button's Girlfriend
Michael Hanrahan
Jim Brady
Kathryn Zenna
Yvonne
Michelle Latimer
Diane
Ron Kennell
Joan Gregson
Joe's Mother
Helen Hughes
Mrs. Vanderbilt
Catherine Fitch
Emily Caring
Angelo Tsarouchas
Pizza Manager
Shawn Lawrence
Mayor
Richard Zeppieri
Putsky
Hardee T. Lineham
Jim Vanderbilt
Kedar Brown
Police Officer
Paul Brown
Neighbour with Garden Shears
Jef Mallory
Mr. Headly
Marvin Ishmael
Sensu
George Chiang
Globe Reporter
Marie V. Cruz
Sukya
Colleen Williams
Wealthy Widow
Jack Mosshammer
Hospital Administrator
Michael Kanevsky
Joey Tobias
Alec Stockwell
Funeral Director
Anna Starnino
Mrs. Luigi
Jason Burke
Pizza Delivery Boy
David Boyce
Man #1
Rudy Webb
Marcia Diamond
Bill's Mother
David Birnbaum
Pablo
Kelly Ivey
Victoria Adilman
Stacey Simpson
Pat Saunders
Uncle Harry
David MacLean
Wedding Priest
Kari Matchett
Laura
Kristin Lehman
Honeypot
Ellen Dubin
Miss Gardenia
Art Hindle
US General
Sheila McCarthy
Miss Wickham
Catherine Disher
Lindsay Fang
Linda Kash
Thompson
Scott Thompson
Jules Cashear
Peter MacNeill
Colonel Lee
Daniel Kash
Wally the Weasel
Peter Keleghan
Officer Fillion
Gordon Pinsent
CBC President
Ron White
Patient
Geraint Wyn Davies
Lawyer
Fab Filippo
Rodney
Jennifer Baxter
Frederica 'Fred' LeBlanc
Colin Fox
Sir Percy Quill
Lawrence Dane
The Colonel
Sean Sullivan
Critique
Kate Trotter
Julie
Aidan Devine
Gus the arsonist
Allegra Fulton
Esmerelda
Dan Lett
Frank Rafferty
Scott Wickware
Cop #1
Donald Harron
Dalton Trumble
Richard McMillan
Corrections Officer
Mark Caven
The Director
Nicholas Carella
Teddy
Bayo Akinfemi
Man
Earl Pastko
Bill Collector
Michael Dyson
Detective Marlowe
Mairlyn Smith
Jogger
Peter Donaldson
Cindy's Father
Gerry Quigley
Reg
Billy Otis
Male Fred
Len Doncheff
Papa Papandrous
Karl Pruner
Colonel Grant
Greg Campbell
Chauffeur
Karen Hines
Paternity Lawyer
Wayne Ward
Katherine East
Audrey Stone
Michael A. Miranda
Jerry
Amy Rutherford
Cindy
Damien Atkins
The Assistant Director
Layton Morrison
Leviathan
Troy Yorke
Desk Sargeant
Tanya Kim
Tanya
Tracy Michailidis
Isabella Papandrous
Paul Kahnert
Jail Guard
Kim Mitchell
Cabbie
Bill Brioux
Treehugger
Pete Zedlacher
Thomas King
Guard
Richard Thomas
Cop at Door
Stephen McHattie
Mr. Swain
Peter Outerbridge
Phil Goody
Liisa Repo-Martell
Lottie the Bubble Lady
Patrick McKenna
Game Show Host
Paula Boudreau
Deirdre Blumquist
Shauna MacDonald
Ophelia McCoy
Raoul Bhaneja
Mr. Sampson
Joe Pingue
Anatoli
Fulvio Cecere
Brandon McGibbon
Jasper
Deborah Odell
Prof. Lucia DeLamamamour
Leah Pinsent
Muffy
Tammy Isbell
Curse Lady
Richard Leacock
Bike Courier
Jessica Greco
Pizza Delivery Girl
Fiona Reid
Doctor
Tom McCamus
Hitman
Patricia Gage
Aunt Bambi
Emma Campbell
Divine
Conrad Dunn
Plumber
Brenda Bazinet
Widow Quigley
Bernard Behrens
Mr. Twinkly
Jim Codrington
Tony Munch
Waiter
Joyce Gordon
Mrs. Berkowitz
Ruth Marshall
Dan's Girlfriend
Michael Rhoades
Diner Owner
Sean Bell
Conrad
R.D. Reid
Police Detective
Philip Riccio
Reporter
Bill MacDonald
Renaldo Gang Boss
Duane Murray
Peter Wildman
Geoff Casper
Howard Jerome
Mr. Berkowitz
Marvin Karon
Cousin Leo
Paul Bates
Mailman
Wayne Best
Man in Trunk
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang
Mechanic
Gene Mack
Thor
Nora Sheehan
Nurse
Dave Nichols
Lucy Filippone
Rosalie
Judy Sinclair
Dan's Mother
Dan MacDonald
Mr. Oblangato
Bruce McFee
Stuart Clow
Sid
Chris Ratz
Clerk
Melissa Bourne
Chick Roberts
Mr. Hatfield
Peter Messaline
Barnet Plumpkin
Diego Fuentes
Che Zappacosta
Aliska Malish
Nurse Delphia
Jude Coffey
Corrections Canada Official
Adam Bramble
Minister
Anne Page
Old Lady
Jodi McFadden
Rockette #1
Mark Apelgren
Karim Morgan
Bunraku Dave
Cathy Current
Rockette #2
Dahla MacKenna
Cuddles' Dominatrix (uncredited)